ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HIGH ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STONED FEEL LIKE I WANNA DIE FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA EXPLODE I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN BUT THE CAT RIPPED OUT MY TONGUE JUST ANOTHER FUN LIL SHINDIG ANOTHER NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN I'M HAVING FUN AND CRACKING JOKES WHEN THE PIPE STARTS GOING AROUND I'M FEELING ADVENTUROUS THINK I'LL DO WHAT I NEVER REALLY DO I TAKE A COUPLE HITS AND I CAN FEEL THAT TROUBLE STARTING TO BREW AS THE BLACK DOG STARTS BARKING LOUDER AT THE THUNDERSTORM THAT'S RUMBLING IN MY HEAD EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF ME IS POISON THEY CAN ALL SEE IT THEY ALL KNOW ALL MY SHIT IS STARTING TO SHOW I DON'T WANNA BE ANOTHER ASSHOLE STRAIGHT EDGE ELITIST NERD DO WHAT YOU WANT DO WHAT YOU LIKE THAT'S NONE OF MY CONCERN BUT I CAN'T HELP FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT WHEN EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE I KNOW SEEMS TO HAVE THIS WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT SO TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT I'VE PASSED MORE THAN ENOUGH GONNA STOP BEING A FUCKED UP MESS TONIGHT I'M GONNA PUFF THE DOUBT STARTS CREEPING IN I'M FEELING TOO MUCH AGAIN I SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN NOT AGAIN I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN GONNA RIP OUT MY OWN TONGUE

GOING TO A SHOW FROM A FLYER ON THE NET LOTS OF COOL BANDS ARE PLAYING THERE BUT NO ONE THAT I'VE MET ASK A PUNK FOR THE ADDRESS AND SHE SAID IT STARTS AT SIX I'M RUNNING KIND OF LATE HOPE I DON'T LOOK LIKE A DICK OH NO ROLL UP TO THE HOUSE 6:15 WHEN I ARRIVE LOTS OF WALKING TALKING JORTS SMOKING DRINKING OUTSIDE THE FIRST BAND HASN'T STARTED I'VE GOT TIME TO GRAB A BEER BUT AN HOUR LATER WHY THE HELL AM I STILL STANDING HERE WHAT'S A NERVOUS LIL PUNK BOY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO I JUST GOT TO THE GIG AND I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THINK I'M DOING THIS ALL WRONG I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD LEAVE BUT NO ONE'S GONNA WANT TO BE MY PAL IF I DON'T STICK AROUND FOR LONG CASH IN THE BLENDER MAKE MY WAY DOWNSTAIRS NO ONE'S SAID A WORD BUT I CAN FEEL THE LOOKS AND GLARES SO I SIFT THROUGH THE CROWD MAKE MY WAY TO THE BACK AS THE FIRST BAND STARTS ALMOST HAVE A HEART ATTACK AS I'M HIT BY A WALL OF SCREECHES AND CHUGS AND I QUICKLY REALIZE THAT I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT EARPLUGS THE CROWD IS GETTING ROWDY SO I JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH I'M GETTING KIND OF SCARED CAUSE I NEVER LEARNED TO MOSH WHAT'S A NERVOUS LIL PUNK BOY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO I JUST KEEP CHECKING MY PHONE EYES STUCK TO IT LIKE GLUE IN BETWEEN SETS BEADS OF SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN MY NECK AFRAID THAT IF I LEAVE I'LL BE FILLED WITH REGRET WHAT'S A NERVOUS LIL PUNK BOY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO CAUSE I'M STILL HERE AT THE GIG AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO DANCE TO ALL THESE SONGS THINK I'M DOING THIS ALL WRONG I THINK I'LL STICK AROUND CAUSE NO ONE'S GONNA WANT TO BE MY PAL IF I LEAVE BEFORE TOO LONG WHAT'S A NERVOUS LIL PUNK BOY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO FINALLY GOT OURSELVES A GIG BUT I NEVER GOT A CLUE NO ONE'S DANCING TO OUR SONGS ARE WE DOING THIS ALL WRONG IT DOESN'T MATTER THOUGH CAUSE NOW I KNOW THAT THIS IS REALLY REALLY WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG

HEY MISTER POSTMAN BRING ME SOMETHING NICE BRING ME A LIL PRESENT SOMETHING TO MAKE MY NIGHT HEY MISTER POSTMAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A BIG OLD BOX OF METAL AND JUNK THAT I CAN'T EVEN MOVE I'M GONNA SCREAM IF I GET ANOTHER TRAMPOLINE YOU'RE NINETY POUNDS OF SHIT IN A TWO POUND BOX IF I'VE GOTTA LIFT ANYMORE GONNA LOSE THE FUCKING PLOT HEY MISTER POSTMAN BRING ME A BRAND NEW HEAD ONE THAT'S NOT FILLED UP WITH SHIT ONE THAT'S NOT BETTER OFF DEAD HEY MISTER POSTMAN WRAP IT UP NICE AND TIGHT DRAW SOME HEARTS AND SMILES ON THE BOX SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S INSIDE YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT I'M GONNA SCREAM I'M JUST ANOTHER TRAMPOLINE I'M TWO TONS OF SHIT IN A CUTE LIL CUT UP BOX I'M ITCHING AND BURNING FOR ALL THAT I'M DESERVING BETTER AIM AND TAKE THE SHOT

I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO GOREGRIND I DON'T WANNA DO IT ANYMORE I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE GRIND GONNA PUT MY HEAD THROUGH THE FLOOR ALL THE GRUNTS AND GROWLS THAT ARE ALL PITCHED DOWN BLAST BEATS TO MY HEAD GONNA LEAVE ME DEAD THAT SNARE'S SO HIGH THINK I'M ABOUT TO DIE OH NO TONY TONY PUT ON ANOTHER TAPE ONE THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL SO HAPPY ONE THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL SO GREAT TONY TONY YOU'RE DOING IT TO ME AGAIN PLAYING THAT CARCASS LAST DAYS OF HUMANITY AND I'M AT MY WIT'S END I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO GOREGRIND I DON'T WANNA DO IT ANYMORE IF I HEAR ANY MORE GRIND GONNA WALK RIGHT OUT THE DOOR I'M AT THE LEATHERSHOP WITH MY EARS ABOUT TO POP ALL THE RIFFS THEY'RE PLAYING REVERBERATING IN MY BRAIN THAT SNARE'S SO HIGH THINK I'M ABOUT TO DIE OH NO